Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize