i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Send help, water and tortillas.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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