Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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