Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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