the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I did not marry a roomba.
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