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i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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