Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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