OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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