i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
As shirtless as possible
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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