you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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