They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
