When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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