You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
