We won't sleep together?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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