I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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