Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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