guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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