and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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