I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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