so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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