Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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