This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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