You're my little dorito
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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