Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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