this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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