Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
