i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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