It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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