After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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