Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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