I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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