And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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