can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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