sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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