She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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