TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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