I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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