so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways