There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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