So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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