Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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