Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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