I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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