Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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