Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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