Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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