I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
dude. I can hear the air.
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