i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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