he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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