Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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