Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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