Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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