is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Randomize
