I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Two words: blizzard sex
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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