I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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