What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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