Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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